Tech: Ok, I’m canceling your TV service. You’ll notice about three days of signal after the cancellation, but you won’t be charged for that.
Me: It’s ok, I just sold both TVs, so I won’t notice anything.
Tech: Oh, I wish I’d known, I would have bought them.
Me: Heh, probably not. They weren’t even flatscreens.
Tech: Yeah but it’s gotta be better than the black and white set I have at home. I just figure- it works, y’know?
Me: Sure, why get rid of- You work for Comcast and have a black and white TV?