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Naughty kids get all the best presents

Which is of course why all the best presents are made for naughty kids. Keeping in mind “kids” in this sense is more a statement of maturity than of temporal passage.

Which is a complicated way to say “It’s the holidays, and these things make perfect gifts for your immature friends.”

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A perennial favorite, car should be taken not too wear this garment backwards. Unless, you know, you’re into that.


It’s a book about the mysteries surrounding the use, care, and purposes of manhood in general, and a man’s manhood in particular. It’s been out for nearly a year, and has received multiple endorsements. My personal favorites are “my friend stole the book, can I buy another one” and the not-likely-to-be-topped-in-this-lifetime “your book almost got me laid once”. Seriously, I didn’t make those up.

So please buy them for your family and friends. I promise it will make at least one of us happy this holiday season.

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