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This is why I’m hot

I subscribe to the Dr. Cox school of fitness motivation. It’s pretty simple:

The only problem is that it occasionally makes me do crazy things. Like introduce my body to the P90x ab ripper routine when I haven’t worked out (or inhaled through my nose) in a week.

This means I am currently in pain. Pain in parts that aren’t even abs. I had to pause the fifteen- fifteen- minute routine at least five times to catch my breath. I heard this weird ringing in my ears, and it took me a while to realize it was Torquemada’s ghost laughing his ass off.

But I will be a sexie beetch.

(Just as soon as I can stand up without wincing.)

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