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My dog is delicious

I don’t know firsthand, of course. I’m just assuming she is because our house is now infested with ticks, and I don’t think they came for the steak.

That’s why the ants are here. (rimshot)

So I’m typing this on my in-laws’ 6 year old Dell laptop (which has a resolution of, like, 5) while our house gets bombed with stuff that was originally developed for use against the Vietcong.

The good news is the dog itself is tick-free, since it has Frontline medication that kills any bug that tries to snack on her. The bad news is they apparently bang more than bunnies. So our options at this point were to either gas ‘em or try charging ‘em rent.

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