With the sort of comments I’ve been making lately, I would totally understand if someone thought I was-
-a drill sergeant: “Let’s move ladies! I’ve got a dead grandmother goes faster than you!”
-a pimp: “I swear to g- d if you bitches don’t hurry up I’ll smack the crap right out of you”
-a child molester: “C’mon girls. Just do it. Please? For me? Just this one time and I won’t ask you again. Sound good?”
But all I was really trying to do is walk two dogs at once.