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It is that most wonderful time of year, my friends: March 14th, Steak and a Blowjob day! I almost forgot it after learning of this most cherished holiday last year. Which is a shame, since I would have written some kick-ass, Hallmark-can’t-touch-this holiday cards. In fact, even though they’ll be late, I’ll make them anyway. Just so everyone is prepared for next year.

UPDATE: This is an outrage! (Actual AIM convo with the wife follows)
HER: instead of steak and bj day
HER: we can have chicken and hug day
ME: that is an affront to a national holiday
HER: hey u should take what you can get
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