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Friday Feature: Yom Kippur Special Ben Levy 17, September

Tonight is the start of Yom Kippur, the Jewish Day of Atonement. Really puts you in the frame of mind to strive to be a morally upright and ethically just person.

Or else G-d might fix things so you get smote upside the head with a watermelon:

Seriously, though, it’s not a bad thing to take a day and think about what you could have done better in the past year, and to apologize for those ways you may have wronged others. Especially if one of those ways involved TADS:

Peace, y’all. May you be written in the Book of Life. And the book of No Watermelons Upside The Head.

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Yom Kippur: No Post Today Ben Levy 27, September

Praying for my immortal soul. Not that I think my immortal soul is more important than entertaining a portion of the internet for five minutes. Actually, hang on- yes. Yes I do think that.

But don’t feel bad. I also think it’s more important than working. Or eating.

And I like eating.

To those who observe- may you have an easy fast, and be inscribed in the book of life. To the rest of you- kindly eat your twinkies somewhere else for the next 30 hours.

Post on Tuesday.