Book: I Have A Dick. Now What?

Truly, there is nothing so dangerous in all the world as a bored Creative. When my wife began her residency, our schedules became flipped, and I suddenly found myself with a great deal of free time. So I wrote a book.

Considering the title, it’s an incredibly tasteful tome. It contains all the masculine knowledge that a bearer of both an X and Y chromosome should posses, but sometimes doesn’t. It was also an excuse to write everything would never get past legal.

To see more samples of the book, read the complete origin story, or purchase a copy of your own, visit ihaveadicknowwhat.com